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Abbey Fenbert |
"I think all plays should be
ten minutes long."
- My Dad
- My Dad
The basic criterion by which I gauge
all works of theater I create or consume is this: Am I bored now? A play can be
long, it can be slow, it can be quiet or experimental or sad — but like hell
does a play have the right to bore me. That’s offensive.
We’re a civilization of zero time. If
my play’s dull, I’ve stolen your time and whittled ever so slightly at your
will to live and now you’re counting the vowels in the program and the tree
they killed to print it died for nothing and it’s all my fault.
High stakes yo.
And we who hoard time will be skeptical
of theater in marathon form. But ask yourself the only question that matters:
Are you bored yet? At a festival like BTM, you cannot be bored. Your dad cannot
be bored. Every ten minutes, the world changes.